AISubs v3.7
What's up, it's Simeone from Simeone's House!
Being a YouTuber is a pretty irregular life.
Sometimes it's easy, and sometimes it's really hard.
On top of that, sometimes you overdo it with your personal channel or other work.
If you realize you've gone past your capacity and your body is broken...
My body is broken, my soul is broken, my body is broken...
It's not good.
In order to understand your own capacity and improve that ability...
This time, we'll aim for the edge of your capacity and not let you break down.
- Okay. - This time...
We'll have Mr. Machine, the backbone of all things...
- Mr. Machine... - To Koshimizu-kun...
- You'll do what you've been told, with no emotion at all. - Okay.
It all builds up with Koshimizu's actions.
- And it ends the moment you break down. - I see.
You'll get a score from the moment you break down...
We'll see how close you can get to the old- fashioned score.
For example, when you put water in a cup and fill it up...
- The surface tension goes like this... - And it breaks down.
That breaks down too, but it's hard to count.
- Let's say it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - I see.
This time it's numbers, but before we decide...
- Let's have Nitro Bug do 3 rounds. - Okay.
- First round. - Okay.
- 12. - 12...
Wow, that's fast!
- The moment you hit 13, you break down. - Okay.
- So you've filled up to 12. - Yeah.
- Second round. - 100.
- Third round.
- 240. - Oh...
- You broke down. - If you put 1cm of water in a cup and fill it up...
- It's 2m40. - Wow!
- Is this basically a draw? - Who knows?
- It's a draw. - It's a strong draw, but...
It looks like it's going to break down.
- The winner goes first. - Okay.
- First one, go. - First one, go.
- 1, 2, 3... - Okay.
- I'm already tired. - That's right.
- That means, even if you're 140cm tall, you're already dead. - Yeah, so...
- Please prepare something really simple. - If you don't feel like you're 400cm tall...
- It's possible you'll break down. - Yeah.
- So make sure you don't break down. - Okay.
- Let's practice breaking down. - Okay!
- Okay... - Whoa...
- Is... there... any... way... for... me... to... wait... for... you... - Can you do it?
- You can do it! - Yeah!
- Damn it! - Aaaaaaah!
[A moment later...]
- We've only been here for a moment. - Yes!
- We've only brought what we could. - Yes.
- There's a mechanical pencil over there, so... - Hey!
- Oh, "kill emotions"? We can't do that today.
- Kill your emotions, okay? - Understood.
- Understood? - That's enough.
- Wait a minute. This is this, right? - Yeah.
- This? - This is this, right?
- This is this. - Huh?
- Wait a minute. - Huh?
- Wait a minute. - Hey, mechanical pencil!
- This is mine! - This is mine!
- Come out for a second! - You said it first!
- Come out for a second! - Come out for a second!
- This is... 30. - 12, 100, 204.
- But... - It's correct.
- Ah, but I made a mistake at the beginning.
- I messed up!
- What's the 12th symbol? - The 12th symbol is...
- 12 is winter, right? - It's the color of winter.
- 100, huh? - It's perfect.
- 100 is like... what is it? It's like a million - dollar gold shield.
- Shield! - One more!
- Shield! Shield! Shield!
- Tutty! - Tutty! Tutty!
- Puffy! - Puffy!
- Crab! "Eat crab and run away!"
- "Eat crab and run away!" Like that, right?
- Like Puffy. - Huh?
- That's amazing. - Huh?
- Why are you eating crab? - Huh?
- Why are you eating crab? - Why are you eating crab?
- What's wrong with you? - Really?
- Why are you stealing crabs? - Why are you stealing crabs?
- Give it a try! - Crab! Crab! Run away, crab!
- 240. - One year is 365 days.
- About eight months.
- If you get tired, you'll start getting muscles in six months.
- You'll be late! - It's finally starting!
- Please call me!
- This is the Hiroseconi I had. - At first, it's simple. I'm going to ask you to load it, so I'm going to ask you to load it the other way around.
- Shall we get started? - Isn't it too much?
- You decide the ending. - No, just load it.
- Then, music start!
- Four. - Nine. - It's impossible.
- That's the sixth one. - I gave up!
- I see! - I've loaded five. - Six is impossible, right? - Yes.
- Winter is starting! - Domeo! - It's Domeo!
- I'm going to ask you to make a Domeo with your feet. - Please take off your socks and grab the cat with your feet and make a Domeo.
- Music, start!
- You got one out. - It's hard at first.
- If it doesn't go right when you drop it, you can't admit it. - I'll drop it. - Third one.
- It's hard at first. - Fourth one. - It's hard at first.
- Is it possible? - I'm sorry about that. - I can't read it, so I'm going to read it.
- How was it? - Good.
- Did you get it? - Yes, I did.
- I'd like you to stack these up. - Stack up?
- Like a dining table. - Hey, hey.
- We're in the same business. - Shall we get started?
- Yes. - Music, start!
- The second one. - You can stack it up as you like.
- Here we go. - Oh.
- Huh? - Huh?
- I'll tell you the truth.
- It's going to fall apart like this, right? - Huh?
- Is it a good color? - Huh?
- It's not good. - Four! - Okay!
- Kiyo-san, you're done stacking up! - Okay!
- Four, four, five... - Huh?
- Kiyo-san, you win! - Yay!
- Stacking up. - Next up is crab.
- Show me your body. - No, I really can't.
- Let's go with crab. - Okay.
- Okay, read it.
- Okay, here's the crab I brought. - Oh, this is mine.
- This is... - It's a mat.
- Stack it up and have Toshimitsu stack it up for you.
- For now, let's go with 20. - Oh, okay.
- Here we go. - Okay!
- Okay, let's double it up. - Let's double it up.
- Oh, that's good. - Okay, let's go with 60.
- Oh! - Nice!
- Okay, let's go with 30. - Okay, let's go with 80.
- Okay, 80. - I'm starting to get a little scared.
- Be careful, be careful. - Oh!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay! - Wow!
- Nice! - Wow!
- Don't lose it!
- 100! - Oh!
- Okay, 100.
- Oh! - Wow, it's harder than I thought.
- Great! - Okay!
- How is it? Is it pretty close? - No, I think it's close.
- Right? - Yeah.
- Shall we go one by one? - I think it's going to be tricky from here, so I'd like you to be careful.
- Okay.
- Great! - Okay! - Nice!
- 120. - 120!
- This is a great record! - This is the best I've ever seen!
- 120!
- Can you do it?
- What? What is this step?
- You can do it! - You're getting better!
- Challenge accepted! - You can do it!
- Okay! - You did it!
- 120! You cleared it!
- 130. - 130! The dream 130!
- I'm swimming! - Cleared it!
- Awesome! - Cleared it! - Okay! - Cleared it!
- Now, for the fun part. - Okay!
- Can-sto! - It's out of pads!
- What?! Can-sto?!
- I've accumulated all of my 135 points.
- This is a pretty good score. - I'm glad it didn't come out.
- I wanna see a victory. - Me too.
- Great job. - Great job!
- Awesome!
- Here is my crab. - Oh, what is it?
- Just stack the traps in this field. - Any shape is fine.
- It's suddenly small. - I see.
- Music, start! - I'm tired of that crab.
- One... - It's there!
- Three... - Four...
- Five... - Six...
- Seven... - Eight...
- It's okay. - Nine...
- Ten... - Eleven...
- Twelve... - Thirteen...
- Fourteen... - Fifteen...
- Sixteen... - Seventeen...
- Eighteen...
- I don't know what I'm doing. - What?
- Eighteen... - Eighteen...
- Seventeen! - It's the same material.
- It's the same. - It's the same.
- It's the same material. - It's the same material.
- Finally, my crab. - Ta-dah!
- Here it is! - What is it?
- It's a golf ball. - What?
- Please stack it in this balloon. - It's hard at first.
- Music, start! - Oh, no.
- Music, start! - My shoes...
- Here we go, first one! - First one!
- Oh, wow, you've always kept that entrance. - Second one!
- What kind of bargain sale is this? - Third one!
- It feels so good when you do push-ups with this. - It feels so good.
- It's hard. - I like the softness of it.
- Hey, get this one! - Huh?
- Oh, there's five in there now. - Six!
- Music, start!
- Huh? It's broken. - Huh?
- Oh, no. - It's broken.
- It's broken! - It's broken?
- Yes. - Really broken?
- But it's broken. - About a fifth of it is broken.
- But it has broken. - This is broken.
- Then how do you fix it? - Oh...
- This is a pair of 8s and 9s. - Oh...
- Oh! - Wait!
You scared me!
Time's up!
You look sexy.
Like boobs.
Was it the 10th one?
The 10th one is...
9!
Oh, I said it first.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I said it first.
So, so far...
Ryo, with 135,
has no score.
Tetsuya, 9 points.
Shibayu, 100 points.
The winner is...
Shibayu!
That's not good!
What are you doing?
Isn't it too low?
And I think the key to this video is probably "collapse".
Bam!
I haven't seen it at all.
It doesn't collapse much.
It doesn't collapse at all.
Sup!
It was simpler.
Well, either way, we won't make the last episode a good one.
That's right.
Well, honestly, I can't do anything about it now.
Let's have a good game.
Absolutely.
What's the last episode?
I'm here.
It's "thin matcha".
"Thin matcha"!
What kind of standard is that?
Then I'll bring "thin matcha".
Please prepare.
Thin matcha
Yes!
Ah!
This is my favorite "thin matcha"!
It's "trampoline"!
"Trampoline"!
I'll open this and have you jump on it.
And at some point, this "trampoline" will pop out.
Ho!
"Down!" and when you get to the bottom, it's over!
Huh?
Yes.
It's fun to do it wrong.
Can I say it one more time?
This is the usual style.
Ah!
It's usually like this.
I was impatient.
So if you jump on all of them here,
one of them will pop out and you will fall.
It's always like that.
Please fall this time!
Then it's the last challenge.
Please!
Music!
Start!
Ho!
Down!
It's pretty scary.
Down!
Can you see that there are some holes?
It's pretty open.
It's mesh so you don't have to worry about it.
What happens if you get tired?
If you can't move the drawer, it's over.
If you start making big holes, it will go up a little.
It's shaking.
Oh, no.
This is bad.
It's not moving.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me? How many times is it now?
434, 435, 436, 437.
I see.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, it's cold.
Oh, no.
My legs are destroyed.
Are you okay?
This is bad.
How many times is it now?
It's 575 now.
It's really strong.
I'm disqualified!
I'm sorry.
This was a little hard.
This trampoline is amazing. It's strong.
Real life.
It's a good trampoline.
Thank you.
Next!
Yes!
Next.
I've seen it once on the Internet.
I think it's just right.
What is it?
Here it is!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's here!
I've seen it with a watermelon that you put a rubber band here.
And it was dangerous, wasn't it?
Search it on Google.
Search it?
I'm ready.
Huh?
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I don't have a lens!
I haven't had a lens for a long time.
I'll excuse you for now.
Let's start the narrow match.
Music!
The first one!
You can jump as many as you like.
I'll take three of these and five of these.
I can't say too many.
The fifth one.
I wonder how many there are.
One, two, three.
It's a little loose, though.
It's actually a little loose.
You're wearing it.
You're not wearing it.
You can tell by looking at it.
Where is it?
It might come suddenly.
Then it's definitely alive.
There's a hole.
LOL
That was funny!
Wow!
What's inside?
Oh, it's liquid.
It's a ball.
What's this?
They helped and crushed it.
How many times did you do it?
372 times.
That's a lot of work.
Do you want a cutter?
Let's go home.
This is a big one!
What's this?
This is...
Wait! It's a domino!
Just do it normally!
It's normal!
I'm sorry you didn't bring me a new one!
It's a domino because you're scared!
I don't like it anymore!
I don't care if you don't use me anymore!
Please hit me!
What should I do?
Do it as you like.
This is the last one!
Please hit me!
You can't say that!
Is it the lid?
Wow, it's just the lid.
It's open!
I'll hold it for you.
I'll show you.
It's dangerous!
Wait a minute.
It's dangerous.
What's going on?
Has it collapsed?
No, it hasn't.
I'll turn it over.
I'll make a U-turn.
It's dangerous.
It's like playing with a computer.
It's like playing with a trampoline.
It's okay, I won't play with a computer.
Today's video won't be uploaded.
You're right.
It's primitive.
You're right.
[Time up!]
Time up!
Good job!
But you did your best.
What did you say?
The time was 291.
I see.
Good work!
Last one.
Everyone's record is...
Yoh's is 575.
You failed.
Shimei's is 372.
Shimei's is 391.
So, the winner is...
Tetsuya!
We haven't decided the winner yet.
The winner is...
Yohsef is...
How many times do you think it was?
Ten.
It was 12.
How about you, Kani?
25.
Kani is 100.
My golf ball is 100.
I thought you were playing too much.
Why are you guys playing too much?
It's not 300, is it?
It's 244.
Anyway,
you did your best.
So, everyone's record is...
Tai!
Congratulations!
You did your best.
This time, we're going to understand the gap.
We're going to do our best
so that we don't exceed our limits.
For that practice,
Toshimitsu's gap is too big.
It's good to do your best
so that you don't exceed your limits.
But, thanks to that adjustment,
you may exceed your limits
for someone else.
So, this time, we learned that.
Not only you,
but also other people around you should be careful.
What is that?
What is it?
It's an emergency book.
We haven't decided the winner yet.
What's going on?
The one who broke down the most was you guys.
The winner is...
Tai!